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My name is really not Saaghi. I do not like writing about myself very much.
I went to the same Elementary School as Keanu Reeves. #TrueStory
3 Words that Describe Me: According to my Persian father “Irresponsible. Disrespectful. NOTadoctor”
I LOVE: Disney Movies, guys with a NapoleonComplex, and of course Sex&Fessenjoon.
The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread: Mast-o-Moosir paired with Flaming Hot Cheetos.
My Ideal Man: Jon Stewart +Edward Norton + Dr.Dre
If My Family Knew I Wrote this Blog, They Would Say: “Khak bar saremoon” (Trans: Dirt on our heads.)
My Biggest Fears: Being buried alive, being hairy, and never eating Kabob again
Phrases I Say Most: ‘WTF’ … ‘Wait, I’m Confused’ …’Fck yeah, Brah’
My Friends Describe Me As : “insanely compulsive, neurotic, and doesn’t respond well to unresponsiveness‘
I Will Never Have Sex With You If: your nails are dirty, your fingers are feminine, or you have back hair. All else is negotiable.
Turn Ons: Biting, Scruff, and Dirty Talk.
I’m a LEO. Hear me roar!
you girls are so relatable and this blog/website is SO great. I don’t have an older sister/cousin/role model and it’s nice to read this to hear your views on more modern issues that I can’t talk to my mother about. thanks for keeping it real ladies
karaj boys. Very love u.
when you’r getting twisted with somebody to have sex with, do you really care about his NAILs are clean or what?!! and if it wasn’t clean, do you really leave … ?!!! (and i can imagine you are like; GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DIRTY NAIL)
I think you never had sex before …