Sa-LAAM Joonies.
We set the mood this week with that ka-BOOM of a post I know- but we’ll send you off to the weekend with some laughs, I promise. I’ll start right now by painting an image of how I usually write my blog posts: in really ugly PJ’s (that don’t match), Crest WhiteStrips, 90′s music, and now I’ve taken to wearing my “Man-Repeller” glasses (as somebody called them). They’re actually the EXACT same glasses that Dwight wears from The Office. I’m not kidding. Glamorous, huh?
I really never understood those girls that always looked cute, even at home—
Don’t you sometimes just want to walk around like all the Golden Girls threw up on you?

Thank you for being a friend.